Hey, Look; Another Fascist is Banged

A scumbag is a scumbag is a scumbag, she once wrote immortally.

"But Lauren, it's a republican conspiracy!" I know it is. By the way, I see you're healing well from that lobotomy. Stay away from fried foods and you'll be fine.

No, it's not a republican conspiracy. It is the tippy, tippy top of the corruption iceberg now slowly melting under its own heat caused by the rapacious greed of illinois democrat/fascists who have been becoming "politicians" for generations as their weapon of choice to rob, steal and plunder from the taxpayers and from the poor who can't even afford to pay taxes. You don't need a gun. All you need is: 1) a lie; and, 2) a liar to tell it. Enter the democrats.

Blago is now out. But I'm here to tell ya that ain't half the story.
Blago will be dead shortly. Really dead. I'm talking Vince Foster, Robert Brown type dead. Not just dead, but useless dead-- all papers gone, all tapes erased and all evidence buried. That boy knows a little too much about too many people. Including one scumbag who is now president of the United States. Blago became gov because he was the "Chief Thief." He stole things-- everything better than they did, including enough votes ( a la JFK) to "become" the gov.

So what happened? Well, you and I don't really know all of the facts, and we never will. Personally, however, I will be one very happy little lady when that filthy lying cheating thief is dead.

Claiming victory in the 2002 governor's race, a beaming Rod Blagojevich stood in the gritty steel mill where his late father once worked and pledged a new era in corruption-plagued Illinois politics.

The fresh political face with boyish charm and TV-anchor hair became the state's first Democratic governor in 26 years, riding his father-in-law's connections, Republican scandal and a record-setting war chest into power.

"I have seen the anger and I have felt the disappointment in a government that's been more preoccupied with public corruption than public service," Blagojevich told his supporters at A. Finkl & Sons Co., the same Near North Side mill where he had announced his candidacy a year earlier. "It is time for a government that's as good and as honest and as hardworking as the people of this great state."

Little more than six years later, Blagojevich stood before senators, pleading for his political life and asking them to overlook the very same anger and disappointment. His effort failed as the Senate voted unanimously to remove him from office, ending the electoral career of a fork-tongued governor who promised lofty reforms but sunk Illinois to new lows.

Sleep with one eye open, Blago.